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  • What is a major cause of auto accidents,
  • May cause brain damage,
  • Can spread diseases,
  • Is a hazard to dispose of,
  • And makes people act rude, obnoxious and
    inconsiderate to others?
    You guessed it....

Hold on...

  

Okay, I know cellphones are here to stay, like in-line skates, but can we at least have some common courtesy, common sense and some safety rules?

Just junk!

SAFETY FIRST:
Easter Sunday, 2005, a woman, while talking on her cellphone, drives off a bridge and plunges several hundred feet into a river below. Luckily the woman survived - but her SUV and cellphone did not.

   IT'S ILLEGAL (or should be more so):
It's illegal.
Call me old-fashion, call me a dinosaur, but please don't call me on your cellphone while driving your car!
Safety first.

  • MANNERS:
    Don't talk on your cellphone with an ear-piece while staring at a stranger in public.
    Don't project your voice so everyone in the back of the store can hear you.
    Don't just assume that everyone around you wants to hear your conversation...
Manners
...especially only half of it.


CLEAR EVIDENCE OF BRAIN DAMAGE: Having absolutely nothing to say but saying it anyway.

Hey dude..
...As if we didn't already have a perfectly good conversation going on in our heads already!

POLLUTION PROBLEM:
Millions of cellphones are discarded each year, polluting our landfills with hazardous material. Only about 5% are recycled. A possible solution? Blow them to smithereens!
Can you hear me now?
Just kidding. Please recycle. Thank you, Lola Miller
(I feel much better now.)

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